Thin Yale Student Threatened with Expulsion, Forced to Eat Lots of Ice Cream
Reading Time: 2 minutesFrances Chan, a 20-year old history major at Yale University, can finally put down the Cheetos and relax: she isn’t …
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Fox & Friends First Anchor Refers to UConn as “NAACP” Champions
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOOPS! On Fox News’ Fox & Friends First this morning, co-host Heather Childers sent her congratulations to the Connecticut Huskies …
Nursing Home Stripper Scandal: “Entertainment Night” Results in Lawsuit
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTypically, nursing home entertainment consists of bingo or maybe a movie featuring Humphrey Bogart. The staff at one Long Island …
Texting While Driving Ad: Will BRUTAL Spot From NTSB Get Message Across?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe National Highway Traffic Safety Administration kicked off National Distracted Driving Awareness Month with a jarring 30-second ad you have …
Vance McAllister, Louisiana Congressman, Admits Kissing Staffer in Surveillance Video
Reading Time: 2 minutesU.S. Congressman Vance McAllister (R-LA) has admitted that video surveillance footage, allegedly showing him kissing a staffer who is not …
7-Eleven Clerks Disarm Robber In Amazing Viral Video!
Reading Time: 2 minutesMemo to armed robbers: don’t eff with 7-Eleven! They may be getting paid just over minimum wage, but the two …
Teenager Gets Tattoo Parlor Receipt Inked on Left Arm: YOLO!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou only live once, people. That’s the message Stian Ytterdah is sending out, as the Norwegian teenager who made news …
Jeopardy Contestant Rips Alex Trebek For Suit Made in Child Labor Sweatshop: Low Blow?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWas that a low blow? Or just lively banter? Either way, Alex Trebek was called out for wearing a suit …
Florida Man Mistakes Suicide Jumper’s Body For Mannequin, Assumes April Fools Prank
Reading Time: 2 minutesA Florida man working the desk at a Tampa Bay apartment complex for seniors nonchalantly disposed of the body of …
Starbucks Apologizes to Patron for Satanic Symbols in Her Latte
Reading Time: < 1 minuteStarbucks has issued an apology to patron Megan Pinion after the Louisiana native received two cups of coffee with Satantic symbols …