Chelsea Handler: “It’s Thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your boobies.”
Chunk Handler: “Happy Thanksgiving people. I am thankful for my Mom @chelseahandler, my personal chef @chefhandler, and Boobies.”
Sarah Colonna: “Happy Thanksgiving everybody. I’m thankful for my amazing friends and for mashed potatoes.”
Ross Mathews: “The turkey was good but now I feel bad.” (Photo above)
Chuy Bravo: “Why did the lady at the grocery store look at me funny when I asked for a turkey with DD breasts?”
Brad Wollack: “I’m thankful for my adorable new nephew, Derin. This is what he looked like when he realized I was his uncle.” (Photo above)
Josh Wolf: “Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Go get fat.”
Jo Koy: “Filipino thanksgiving = turkey, rice and a big ass bottle of banana catsup by Jufran pronounced Jew prawn.”
Loni Love: “Today I am thankful for many things…especially my Lane Bryant stretch pants.”