Kim Kardashian: “This may be my most risque cover yet!!” (Photo Above)
Conan O’Brien: “Facebook is trying to trademark the word “Face”. I am going to trademark the word “aceboo”, and then wait for the dollars to roll in.”
Sarah Colonna: “I just sneezed and nobody said “bless you.” What a bunch of assholes.”
Chuy Bravo: “You can lead a fat man to a treadmill but you can’t make him walk.”
Will.i.am: “From underground to the surface then outer space…after that is discover a new planet to live on that’s compatible to human life.”
Victoria Beckham: “Introducing Coco Beckham! Check out the red nails! In love and light, vb xxxx.”
Rev Run: “Be sincere when u tell sum1 u luv them:::Love is a fire…it could either warm ur house or burn it down.”
Chris Brown: “True love lasts forever! And that shit sucks.”
Joan Rivers: “Women in LA are lazy at tennis. They hit the ball, drink ice tea. Hit the ball, drink ice tea. Games end when the run out of Sweet & Low.”
Justin Bieber: “on that note im gonna stop creepin and get back to bed…working on a growth spurt. haha”