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Too funny! Recently Van Halen band member David Lee Roth had to defend himself against a media story after some Ontario cops pulled over an impostor who claimed to be Roth. The phony told the cops that not only was he the famous singer but that the reason for his speeding was because he was having an allergic reaction to some cashews that he had eaten.

The cops must have felt they deserved a pat on the back because they took the story straight to the news, revealing how they helped save David’s life.

I bet they felt stupid after the real Dave came forward and said that he is not allergic to nuts! The phony’s name is David Kuntz and evidently he had been playing with people all across Canada.

Check out the fake David’s photo here.