Carey Hart: “Sitting at Starbucks in Hard Rock drinking my coffee watching the walk of shame go down. Better get ur penicillin! Ouch!!!!!”
Nicole Richie: “People who are constipated don’t give a shit.”
Katy Perry: “There’s no better entertainment than mom’s dancing…They have incredible moves, where do they get them from? Amazing.”
Rev Run: “A successful relationship is all about fallin in luv with the same person over & over again.”
Holly Madison: “I am obsessed with sloths. I want one!” (Holly’s Twitter photo above)
Conan O’Brien: “Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year she’s going as Christine O’Donnell.”
Russell Brand: “Mum. Have nicked online socializing site from Harvard nerds. Could be worth a bundle and help me poke friends. Send condoms.”
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