Oprah’s Valentine’s Day stash from Stedman and the dogs …
Oprah: “Hello Tweeps, thought I’d share 5 bouquets from my 5 dogs and Stedman. Happy VDay wknd. Spread your love.”
Benji Madden: “Ok ok ok already…happy valentines day. There are you happy?! Now scram kid. Go on, beat it, kick-rocks…I got stuff to do.”
Joel Madden: “Happy Singles Awareness Day.”
Joel Mchale: “Happy invented for greeting cards companies holiday.”
Rev Run: “My valentines #confession ..The only thing I wanted to change about my wife when I met her was her last name.”
Joan Rivers: “Men hate me. Every Valentine’s Day, my secret admirer sends me a dozen long-stemmed middle fingers. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
Diddy: “Will you be my valentine???”
Queen Latifah: “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. SENDING LOVE TO THE WORLD.”
Heather McDonald: “Just realized I never bought valentines for my boys to pass out. Good thing girls love assholes.”
Whitney Cummings: “It’s Valentine’s Day! Unrelated–can you buy a gun on Amazon.com.”
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