A goddess have left the family …
It looks like Charlie Sheen is down to one girlfriend … for the moment. Early this morning the actor ‘tweeted’ that Rachel has split and he is now accepting applications to fill the void.
It sounds like a case of easy come, easy go. The former Sheen ‘goddess’, Rachel Oberlin aka Bree Olson, ‘tweeted’ a message to her followers to reassure them that all is well. These people are just so thoughtful… don’t you think?
Charlie got right down to the business of recruiting another companion via his new Twitter page. His phone is likely ringing off the hook with young women willing to audition for a spot in the limelight and 15 minutes of fame.
WINNING is tough business, and it appears most of Charlie’s associates just don’t measure up. Will Rachel shed further light on the behind-the-scenes antics at Sober Valley Lodge? Count on it …
UPDATE: The crisis has passed and the porn star has returned to the fold. It turns out that Charlie blew his cool and took it out on one of his lovely goddesses. By way of explanation, Sheen said: “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”
We don’t have the translation — we’ll leave that up to individual interpretation. The latest word is that they have kissed and made up. Don’t you just love a happy ending?
Photo Credit: Charlie Sheen Twitter