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If you’ve ever been interested in dating Jennifer Lawrence (so if you’re alive, basically), you may want to write this down:

Jen loves reality TV. She does not love having her nude photos stolen and posted online.

Now that we have her basic turn ons and turn offs covered, let’s allow Ms. Lawrence herself to explain further.

First the bad stuff:

“I was just so afraid,” Lawrence said. “I didn’t know how this would affect my career. Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this.”

“It’s my body and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting.”

We can’t imagine what a horrible thing that was to go through. Fortunately, Jen has a coping mechanism we can definitely relate to: reality TV! She describes her perfect boyfriend thusly:

“Somebody who has the same taste in reality TV. Shark Tank. Wait! Oh, Dance Moms – that is a good one! OK, maybe my favorite is Dance Moms, but I do love Real Housewives.”

Wow, could she be any more perfect? Sadly, Jen’s dating Chris Martin these days, but we’ll be sure to file this info away in case things don’t work out.