Yes, you read that headline correctly. Radar Online is reporting that (hopefully made-up) sources claim Kendall Jenner is dating Chris Brown.
Awful news, or the worst news ever? You be the judge:
“Kendall has thought Chris is hot for years now and has always idolized him,” an insider tells Radar.
Yup. “Idolized.” We’ll give you a moment to wipe the vom off your keyboard.
The source claims Kendall and Breezy hung out the same night that Chris went off on Karrueche Tran while in stage, effectively ending his longest relationship in front of thousands of screaming fans.
Believe it or not, there are some silver linings to this dark, dark cloud. For one thing, Kendall might be using Chris for fame.
“Kendall conveniently latches on to whomever can make her more famous,” the source says. “She is game for anything that will get her the most exposure.”
Atta girl! Also, her sisters are apparently very much not okay with this rumor:
“Kendall tells her sisters they are not hooking up,” the source claims. “They would never be okay with Chris Brown dating their little sister. No one would.”
And just like that, Kim and kompany have regained our respect.