Janice Dickinson’s New Hire Already Used To Working For Assholes 38391

Janice Dickinson’s newest model acquisition Rodrigo De Carli is hardly a model citizen. The poser’s previous gig was reportedly that of public fornicator, including a memorable (for all the wrong reasons) stint in the gay porno flick grossly-titled Raw Footage, Tyler Riggs: Shot for Shot.

On the plus side, however, we’re thinking Rod’s (great porn name!) past employment experience may actually serve him well. After all, he’s already used to having someone stand over him, barking orders at him in a loud, mannish voice while forcing him to perform degrading, menial tasks. Which means, all that’s really changed is the identity of the sweaty, brutish person screaming “No, not like that!” and “Just shut up and fucking do it already!”