Renee ‘You Had Me At Hello’ Zellweger Needs Better Gaydar

Note to Renee Zellweger’s publicist: The next time you try and write a witty response to the question “What’s your idea of the perfect night?” you might consider coming up with something that doesn’t involve Anderson Cooper.

Especially considering your client’s still reeling from that whole “quickie marriage to closeted country singer Kenny Chesney” thing. Meanwhile, Zellweger confesses her other dream dates include Ryan Seacrest, Richard Simmons and Ricky Martin. [Queerty]