Dear Rwanda,
Hey, how is it over there? L.A. is like totally awesome right now. This weekend there were two fab Halloween parties. I can???t decide which I looked better as, a hot sailor or hot Alice in Wonderland. What do you think? Also, do you think I???m looking pale lately? Maybe I???ll go tanning later.
Anyway, I definitely want to come by and see your place. I hear that people there have the like the best diet tips ever. I totally want to steal them!!! But bad news: My charity is canceling my trip. I know, I???m super bummed. 🙁
But don???t worry, I???ll totally visit next year. Could you do me a favor, though? It???s super small, I swear. Would you mind staying all impoverished and war-torn until I get there? If I could, like, save someone???s life while I???m there that would be great.
Ok, talk soon.
xoxo,
Paris
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rickross says:
Ok, enough kidding around folks, the grammar is too good!
Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 11:43 pm