Paris Hilton is off to Rwanda, to, you know, give back or something. And like any heiress would be, she’s a bit nervous about leaving the manor. She tells Newsweek:
???I’m scared, yeah. I’ve heard it’s really dangerous,” she says. “I’ve never been on a trip like this before.” She says she’ll resort to eating candy bars if that’s what it takes to get her through any foreign-cuisine issues.
The idea of Paris eating candy bars is almost as unbelievable as her in Rwanda.
The profile swallows her “I’m smarter than I seem” act whole, and reports, “The biggest misconception [about Paris] is that she’s dumb.”
Maybe Newsweek needs to believe there’s something more to her to justify giving 1000 words to someone so stupid. Oh Newsweek, denial ain’t just a river Egypt.
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The Snark says:
Maybe she’s not smart in the Harvard-Yale sense, but if you watched her on Larry King, she is media saavy. (Did I just give Paris credit for something? Yes, and this the taste of vomit in my mouth.)
As much as it pains me to say it, she knows how to work an interview, which is better than half the CEO’s out there. It’s a poor reflection of MBA-holders when they are bested by a high school drop-out.
– THE SNARK
Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 7:15 pm