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•Science finally explains why some guys have an Asian fetish. Apparently, it has something to do with speed-dating.

• Strike watch: Family Guy and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit both cancel production. Boy, TBS is going to be feeling that one five years from now!

• Radiohead denies that 60% of their fans are jerks and paid nothing for their album. At this point, we’d pay anything they ask just to stop hearing about it.

• Hallmark to Paris: After you’ve starred in an internationally distributed sex tape, you’re fair use for our slutty Holiday cards.

• The New York Times, CBS and Conde Nast have all joined the Facebook campaign to use personal relationships to promote their products.

• One week after Page Six questioned Neal Boulton’s gayness come rumors that he’s fooling around with his publisher. Who, incidentally, is a dude!