In the past three months, Kailyn Lowry welcomed her third child, graduated from college, developed a TV pilot, and signed a new book deal.
If that's making you feel lazy or unambitious, you may want to stop reading, because somehow, the girl didn't stop there.
Following a difficult breakup with Chris Lopez, many fans assumed Kailyn would just stay single for a while.
But the girl didn't name her memoir Hustle & Heart for nothing.
Ms. Lowry never slows down, and her heart seems to regenerate at twice the speed of mere mortals'.
Which is why it's not all that surprising that Kailyn has already put the past behind her and moved on with a new dude--one who apparently lives very nearby.
Rumors that Kailyn is dating Dionisio Cephas began circulating last week following a flirty tweet exchange between the neighbors.
(At one point, Dionisio tweeted that he lives next door to Kailyn, but he may have been joking.)
Obviously, we want this relationship to happen, if for no other reason than Dionisio Cephas might be the single greatest name we've ever encountered.
Fortunately, it looks like these two are 100 percent hooking up.
Unfortunately, they're still in that stage where neither of them wants to admit they're officially dating.
Both parties addressed their non-relationship relationship in a recent interview with Radar Online.
“I wouldn’t say we’re dating. I’m not dating anyone. But if I was going to date anyone, it would be him," Kailyn said, sounding very much like someone who's in a new relationship and trying not to jinx it.
Much rejoicing took place on social media, as Kailyn has been through a fair amount of BS over the years, and TM2 viewers have been quite vocal about their desire to see her find love and happiness.
So there was some consternation and confusion amongst Lowry lovers when Kail tweeted the following over the weekend:
“Just when you think you like someone they’ll give you a cool 5 reasons you’re wasting your time."
Thankfully, Dionisio (we will never get tired of typing that name) put fans' fears to rest today, telling Radar:
"Everything is fine as far as I know.”
Of course, since he's playing the same denial game as Kailyn, Cephas added:
“No, we are not dating yet. Time will tell."
Dammit, we're just gonna go ahead and make it official for them:
Kailyn Lowry and Dionisio Cephas are dating, everyone! Get on social media and spread the word!
There, now neither of you has to be the first to go out on a limb.
As always, you can follow the link to watch Teen Mom 2 online and relive Kailyn's turbulent love life from the beginning.