Happy Monday, friends!
Hope you're happy and healthy and ready to discuss the state of Kylie Jenner's uterus and the effects it's having on us all!
Kylie is, as (maybe literally!) every single person on earth knows, pregnant, and even though it's been three days now since we've heard the news, it still hasn't settled in yet.
The girl is only 20 years old. She was supposed to have so many years of belfies and dumb Snapchat videos before creating life.
Is her ass going to look the same when she's balancing a baby on her hip while taking a selfie?
Will the baby inherit her talent for lip syncing rap songs for pointless, impossibly stupid videos?
Reports are claiming that Kylie has been telling people she's having a girl -- what if she has Kylie's old face?
There are still so many questions surrounding this pregnancy.
But, thanks to some handy quotes from Kardashian insiders, we seem to have a good idea about how her family feels about the big news.
Spoiler: they don't seem to feel too good about it.
According to a source who spoke with Hollywood Life, Caitlyn Jenner in particular "was really shocked and disappointed to learn that Kylie is pregnant."
"She thinks Kylie is way too young to have a baby, and that she should have waited until she was in a long term committed relationship."
Well, yeah, that's usually how it goes.
The source admits that "Kylie has more than enough money to ensure that she can pay for help," but still, Caitlyn "thinks that having a baby will take a huge toll on Kylie's life."
... Again, that's usually how it goes.
"Caitlyn would have liked for Kylie to wait till she was in her thirties," the source continues, "but Kylie has always wanted to be a young mom, and she's crazy in love with Travis, so she didn't want to wait any longer."
"Caitlyn is concerned that Kylie and Travis really haven't been dating very long, and that a baby will put a big strain on their relationship, but Kylie believes the exact opposite -- that she and Travis will be together forever."
Yikes ... is Kylie really this naive?
Because this report fits right along with one we heard yesterday -- the one about how Kylie had been telling her family that she's ready to be a mother because she's taken care of her nieces and nephews sometimes.
In that report, we heard that her family thinks she's way too young to be a mother, but since she's already pregnant, they're hoping for the best.
And according to this source, Caitlyn has the same wishes.
"If Kylie is happy then Caitlyn is happy," the insider says, "but she can't believe her baby is all grown up and having a child of her own."
"She wants Kylie to know that she will be there whenever she needs it and hopes for the absolute best but it is still pretty crazy to Caitlyn that it happened so fast."
"She is still wrapping her head around all of it," the source concludes. "Caitlyn definitely has mixed emotions over it all."
Same, Caitlyn. Same.