Unless you've tuned out the news entirely due to the events of the past nine months, you're probably aware that O.J. Simpson was granted parole last week.
Yes, the Juice will soon be loose after serving nine years in prison on robbery charges.
A lengthy bid, to be sure, but O.J. got off pretty easy when you consider he
totally allegedly murdered two people.
Anyway, O.J. was sentenced to an astonishing 33 years, and some folks believed he'd never live to see his release date.
But now, Simpson is soon to be a free man once again, and many who were once close to the former NFL star/probable double murderer are understandably a bit worried.
Among the concerned parties are several members of the Kardashian clan.
The family was once close with O.J. but the relationship was damaged irreparably by that whole "him almost certainly killing two people" thing.
We learned earlier this week that Kris and Caitlyn Jenner are "terrified" by the news of O.J.'s impending release.
And now it seems they may not be alone in their totally justified fear of a seriously scary dude.
Radar Online has spoken with a former cellmate of Simpson's named Vernon Nelson, and based on the ex-con's claims, Kim Kardashian may want to double down on her security detail.
It seems O.J. is quite displeased with Kim for comments she made on Keeping Up With the Kardashians implying that he's guilty of the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.
“Simpson griped, ‘I always treated Kim with respect. I don’t know why she would dog me out, but I guess she will do anything to promote their reality show.’” Nelson wrote in an email interview with the site.
The former inmate also claims that Simpson blasted Kim with “very powerful and serious” insults that “made the hairs on my arm stand up!”
Ominously, when Nelson asked Simpson if he had a message for those on the outside who he felt had wronged him, the former football star seethed:
“Tell them to expect me like they’re expecting Jesus to come back because I’m coming!”
We're no biblical scholars, but we're pretty sure Jesus didn't come back, like, to stab everyone.
Thankfully, it's unlikely that the 70-year-old Simpson would ever be able to get anywhere near the heavily-guarded Kim, but still.
Scary stuff for a woman who's already been through a lot in the past year.