According to a startling new report, Kourtney Kardashian will be watching the ball drop on New Year's Eve with two sets of different balls on her mind.
By which we mean testicles, if you follow ...
Because the reality star is pregnant!
And she isn't certain by whom!
In what In Touch Weekly is billing as a bombshell EXCLUSIVE, Kardashian "told pals a few weeks ago that she missed her period."
As a result, she "fears she’s pregnant," which is often the reason why a female misses her monthly menstruation because of science.
Kourtney, of course, adores children.
She already has three (Mason, 7, Penelope, 4 and Reign, 2) and is by all accounts getting along very well these days with Scott Disick.
So you'd think that she should maybe be a little excited by this development, right? If you really did think that, then please think again.
Why? Just you wait for this twist ...
A source also tells In Touch that the 37-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians mainstay "[doesn't] know who the father is."
YIKES! AWKWARD! SCANDALOUS!
See, Kourtney and Scott have been hanging out for months. Disick is intent on winning her back and many outlets claim he has succeeded.
Either they are either back together or on the verge of getting back together, depending on who you ask and your defintion of "together."
But they've definitely had sex of late.
However, as The Hollywood Gossip reported just over a week ago, Kourtney has also been getting busy with model Younes Bendjima.
The plot thickens.
Kourtney, who infamously had a fling with Justin Bieber, "has a thing for boy toys, and Younes is just her type,” an insider tells In Touch, adding:
"She’s been boasting to pals about [Younes'] amazing six-pack, telling them she can’t keep her hands off his sexy body."
Scott, who is no stranger to straying himself, nevertheless "hit the roof when he heard she was hooking up with him.”
We can't imagine how the Lord will react when he hears she may be pregnant with the child of this much-younger stud.
"Kourtney is very fertile," the tabloid writes.
"She has a big problem."
Incredibly, this may end up being the second baby daddy scandal in which Kourtney Kardashian finds herself embroiled.
Back in 2008, Kardashian met a model (she loves boy toys, remember!) named Michael Girgenti during a photo shoot.
He claims the two then had unprotected sex and that he is the biological father of little Mason Disick, as opposed to Scott.
Girgenti allegedly failed a lie detector test that would have backed up this assertion, but he remained adamant as recently as last year that he's Mason's true dad.
“I don’t care what anyone thinks, I know what happened… Lie detector tests don’t hold up in court," Girgenti told Radar Online in 2015.
For the record?
“She was a wonderful lover,” Girgenti admitted back then, adding: “We didn’t use any protection. We were too caught up in the moment to think about it.”
Hey, it happens sometimes when it comes to Kourtney being unable to resist the temptations of a younger, talented, attractive man.
Or Justin Bieber for that matter.
Anyway, are you buying this baby daddy rumor? Heck, are you buying the idea that there's even a fourth pregnancy in general?
Combined with Khloe's divorce and Kim getting robbed at gunpoint, it would be quite the capper to 2016 for reality TV's first family, wouldn't it?
Kourtney would be hard pressed to keep her cool ...