If I were to emulate anyone from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, it would be Kourtney.
As one of three girls myself, I'm not well-versed in keeping calm while someone attempts to ruffle my feathers. Which is why I made this post as a means of self-help.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
When a Loved One Is Yammering On The Other Line
Oh drats, the dog's on fire. Must jet.
When Someone Talks About How Full They Are
We get it. Go lay down.
When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine
When Mom Imitates Her Favorite 'Real Housewives' Character
Cover yourself up. Then come inside and I'll fix you a drink.
When You Receive An Unsettling Cat Call
Everything square down there, boys?
When You Get An Invite To A "Skincare" Party
I can't. I have to watch 'Reign.'
When The Details Get Lost In The Shuffle
Ok, that's fine.
When Someone Went To The Gym Before Work
I'm gonna go order takeout.
When Someone Replaces Selfies With Pictures of Puppies
Well done. And thank you.
When Someone Wavers Over A Decision
You do you.
When Someone Asks Why You Don't Say Much Over The Phone
Please just text. Or send a GIF.
When a Co-Worker Rehashes Her "Incredibly Blessed" Weekend
I'm gonna need those TPS reports when you're done talking about your co-dependent holiday, Diane.