It's been a while since we heard from Michael Girgenti, but Kourtney Kardashian's alleged ex-lover is back to recycle his tawdry tale once more.
For the first time, however, he has released a photo of himself with the reality star in hopes that it will prove his claim ... which no one cares about.
Kourt met Michael Girgenti during a photo shoot in late 2008, which was captured on her E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
After closely guarding this intimate snapshot posted by Radar for more than six years, he has finally decided to come forward to silence the doubters.
“I don’t care what anyone thinks, I know what happened and this is proof,” Girgenti says, despite the fact that he failed a lie detector test about this.
“Lie detector tests don’t hold up in court. And even though you could tell in the video [that aired on KUWTK} that there was chemistry,” he said.
“To me, it’s just kind of like the closing element to it all,” he said.
“Yes, it happened, and it’s done. The closing chapter.”
Well, after he dishes the supposed sexy deets, obviously.
Of the day he met Scott Disick's (much) better half, he says, “It was an incredibly sexy shoot. The photographer was encouraging us to get wilder …”
The hotties kept in touch via email for a few months before meeting up at Michael's apartment in early 2009, at which point he ransacked that.
Or so he says. Imaginary or not, the sex was HOT!
“She was a wonderful lover,” Mike gushes, admitting, “We didn’t use any protection. We were too caught up in the moment to think about it.”
Because of that oversight, Girgenti actually thinks he is Mason's father, as her first child was born roughly nine months after he claims he got it in.
No word if he is also the star of the purported Kourtney Kardashian sex tape, though we imagine he wouldn't pass a lie detector test there either.