For reasons that remain unclear, Charlotte McKinney was in a relationship with actor and professional vape bro Stephen Dorff for over a year.
For reasons that are even more baffling, Dorff was reportedly unfaithful to McKinney and her giant boobs.
In a way, we suppose we should be thanking him, because sources say Dorff's infidelity has prompted McKinney to kick him to the curb, meaning the woman who is perpetually referred to as "the next Kate Upton" is back on the market.
“He was fooling around with other women,” a source close to the model tells Page Six.
“Charlotte has been dating Stephen for a while, but he carried on texting other women and inviting them over to his house on the beach in Malibu.”
Apparently, the final straw came earlier this month when Dorff enjoyed the company of some very friendly house guests.
“July Fourth weekend ... there were all these random people in his house. Charlotte has had enough of him,” the insider says.
The insider adds that Charlotte - who will appear in the upcoming Baywatch movie and just launched a new campaign for Guess - plans to focus on her career and remain single for a while.
Other sources have indicated that Charlotte's on-again, off-again relationship with David Spade is back on again.
Yes, Ms. McKinney seems to have a thing for guys several decades her senior whom she towers over in heels.
We're guessing their policy is to just not question it.
Whatever the reason, if you're middle-aged and a bit on the short side, this could be the opportunity you've been waiting for.
Just make sure you're a famous millionaire.
That part is probably non-negotiable.