The good ones are always taken, amiright?
Sad sack, Aeropostale-wearing Teen Mom OG star Gary Shirley is officially off the market, reality site TheAshley.com confirms.
Shirley, dad to 6-year-old Leah with ex, Amber Portwood, married girlfriend Kristina Anderson on September 28 after filing for a marriage license.
Shirley and Anderson, who welcomed a daughter, Emilee in May, have made no public mention of their news in the five weeks since.
This is Shirley's first marriage; Anderson began dating Shirley while still legally bound to her first husband, Greg (whom she divorced in April 2014).
Dr. Drew Pinsky grilled Shirley about the affair during the Teen Mom OG reunion, but Shirley insisted he thought Anderson was separated at the time.
“Married and separated [is] what I thought, but [she] was not,” Shirley said.
"So, she was cheating on her husband?" Dr. Drew asked.
"Yes, with me. But I wasn't aware of the situation," Shirley admitted.
Anderson also has a daughter, Karley, from her first marriage.
Teen Mom OG, which was originally supposed to be a special focusing on where the cast members are now, has been renewed for a sixth season.
Season five is currently in production. We'll never not have these people in our lives, that much is sadly clear at this point.
Eh, we might as well embrace it. You can watch Teen Mom online to catch up on all the MTV madness to date.