Now that Gwyneth Paltrow is through consciously uncoupling with Chris Martin, she’s officially in the market for some new A-list arm candy.
Given, Gwinnie’s insanely inflated sense of self-importance, we probably shouldn’t be surprised that she’s gone full-Lewinsky and set her sights on the highest office in the land for some truly historic bow-chicka-wow-wow.
It all started when Paltrow hosted a fundraiser for the Democratic party yesterday, in preparation for next month’s midterm elections.
President Obama attended the festivities and, of course, with her ex dating Jennifer Lawrence, Paltrow couldn’t simply meet the POTUS. No, she had to try and seduce him into forming a more perfect union, if ya know what we mean:
“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” Gwyneth gushed on stage before handing off the mic to Obama.
Bear in mind, that this is a woman who once dated Brad Pitt, so if she’s that flustered by good-looking dudes, she probably didn’t say a word for their entire three-year relationship…which may help explain how they stayed together so long.
Of course, fan-girling out like a tween at a One Direction concert wasn’t the only manner in which Paltrow embarrassed herself in front of the leader of the free world.
The actress also referred to herself as a “working mother,” which is hilarious when you remember that just a few months ago Paltrow’s comments about working moms pissed off pretty much the entire Internet…and with good reason.
Frankly, we’re glad that Gwyneth is getting more involved in politics. No, really – between ISIS, and Ebola, and Amanda Bynes, the evening news could use a little comic relief, and we think Gwinnie is just the gal to provide it.
