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Listen up, THGers.

As various celebrities have proven over the years, it really doesn’t matter what you name your baby. Go ahead and be as ridiculous as you want, no one cares much in the big picture.

But your fantasy football team? This is serious business. This is your chance to prove to your friends that you’re witty and creative; that you’re attuned to pop culture and/or current events.

Trust us: you do NOT want to eff this up.

So consider the following pun-based monikers, some of which are not exactly safe for work. But that’s what makes them so fun! Oh, and one more thing: if you conquer your league with any of these names, THG is entitled to a cut of your winnings.

It’s only fair, right?