We've all been there:
You just can't hold it in any longer. You simply need to drop a mother load... but you're at work. Or a party. Or your lover's apartment.
And, let's face it, flushing may take care of the skid marks left behind, but not the "subtle scent of a 300-cow dairy farm." Enter Poo-Porrui.
An actual product that has allegedly sold over four million bottles, this genius item can be sprayed into one's toilet bowel prior to evacuation, thereby removing all subsequent odor and leaving your smelly actions a secret from anyone in the vicinity.
Learn more in the following ad and ensure you are never again accused of being a party pooper: