At a rally Friday, President Barack Obama derided what he calls Mitt Romney's effort to showcase more moderate positions of late, labeling it a case of "Romnesia."
"We have got to name this condition he is going through. I think it is called Romnesia. I think that's what it is called," said Obama, fighting for his political life.
"Now I'm not a medical doctor. But I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you because I want to make sure nobody else catches it."
And so he did, in Jeff Foxworthy-esque fashion:
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