Since his release from prison, Michael Lohan has often encouraged daughter Lindsay to follow the path of God.
In light of his most recent arrest, though, we can't help but wonder if God would like to request a new mouthpiece.
According to The New York Post, the Lohan patriarch is in trouble with the law again. On March 18, fiancee Erin Muller tried to dump Michael. In response, he allegedly threatened to kill her and then himself.
You don't deserve to die for making a poor dating decision, Erin Muller. But Michael Lohan? Really?!?
The newspaper reports that Lohan was arrested on April 6. He appeared in court yesterday and faces a year behind bars if convicted on the latest charges.
Meanwhile, Michael is due in family court today. He owes $12,000 in child support.
This guy almost makes Dina Lohan seem like a model parent. Only not at all.
** UPDATE: Michael told E! News: "By no means did I threaten to cause harm to Erin or myself.... Erin even told the court that she didn't want to pursue anything. It's all going to be dropped."