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Wow. When you’ve resorted to posting bikini photos of yourself on your own website in a shameless bid to stay relevant, the following things are true:

  • You have too much free time, and may want to consider filling it with some more acting roles, or at least eating the occasional sandwich.
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose nauseating, staged pics sell for modest sums 2-3 times a week, are totally bigger stars than you.
  • You are trying to show Cisco Adler what he’s missing.

Okay, so the third one is a guess, but there’s no disputing the first two.

Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but hey, we’ll bite and give her what she craves – a little attention. Here’s a sort of hot pic:

It’s a slow news day anyway. Click to enlarge more Mischa Barton bikini photos, courtesy of Mischa Barton in a bikini on Mischa Barton dot com …