Jessica Simpson: Future College Student

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Despite possessing an IQ only slightly higher than that of an eggplant, the great Jessica Simpson says she wants to attend college to study theology.

Watching TV was her inspiration, natch.

"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the aunt of Bronx Mowgli Wentz said in a recent interview with Marie Claire.

We do have to admire Jess' enthusiasm for learning. Guess she's thinking that she won't always be able to depend on these to get her by ...

Nice Rack

If she ever does enroll in some sort of college, Jessica Simpson should definitely wear outfits like these to classes. That's how you get an A+, girl. It's foolproof.

"I love religion. I remember when The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."

Mmm. Jessica Simpson should definitely include that anecdote in her application letters when she applies to local institutions of higher education.


Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson