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Next time you buy a gift for a loved one, show them how much you really care by enveloping the keepsake in a paper shroud of Kim Kardashian’s butt cheeks.

Yes, this is a thing you can actually do now, thanks to the shameless promotion of Kim K. herself.

Photo via Instagram

As owner of the world’s most famous ass, Kim has plastered her cartoon Kimoji butts all over a sheet of high-end paper and is selling the rolls for $35 a pop.

Thirty-five dollars? It’d be far cheaper to DIY with a few copies of her Paper magazine shoot and some Elmer’s glue, but that’s just me.

Actually, no. Because who wants to receive any sort of present wrapped in Kim’s ass?

We see that thing all day, err day in all of our internet feeds, whether we want to or not.

But don’t despair, if you prefer the other end of Kim’s bod, you can also purchase a roll of the wrap featuring her cry face.

At this point, pics of Kim’s butt or any other body part is truly just passe and barely worth a glance, because they’re not exactly in short supply.

Recently, the selfie queen took it all off for GQ magazine, and the only one who even seemed to look twice was her husband Kanye West.

Actually, we take that back. Her ex-husband Kris Humphries reportedly described her images in the magazine as "scrumptious," although Gossip Cop refuted that claim.

Ironically, even though Kim’s ample ass has brought her fame and fortune, she now wants to downsize her badonkadonk.

While she’s met her goal of losing all the weight she gained while pregnant with her son Saint West, she says wants to lose 12 more pounds of butt weight to get down to 120.

"My butt and my hips are the last to go, but I’m not stopping!" Kardashian said.

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies," she told fans at London’s Vogue Festival last month.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

And when that happens, she can re-brand the wrapping paper as "Vintage Kim" and charge an extra $25.

She already sent some to Kylie Jenner, who posted it on Snapchat: