Taylor Armstrong sure knows how to pick her men.
The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills - who was married to an abusive jerk, in case she hasn't made that clear in multiple interviews since the death of Russell Armstrong - is reportedly attached to Matt Nordgren, a player on Bravo's Most Eligible Dallas.
But a report in Star Magazine issues a warning to Taylor: this guy sort of sucks, too.
In 2003, court documents show that Nordgren was arrested for causing nearly $1,000 worth of damages to a classmate's car at the University of Texas. He allegedly kicked the vehicle and screamed at the passenger, who dialed 911, but later dropped all charges.
Moreover, a source describes Nordgren as "two-faced" to the tabloid, saying Taylor ought to be careful because "Matt is not who he says he is."
Then, of course, there's the most damaging case yet against this 29-year old Texan: the guy once slurped up Jake Pavelka's sloppy seconds and dated Vienna Girardi. Seriously, Taylor, we better not catch you crying your eyes out in any future sit-downs. You've been sufficiently warned this time.