16 Gut-Busting Anchorman Quotes

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Does it get any funnier than Anchorman quotes? We're actually asking, people.

Read through some of the lines from what many consider to be the funniest film ever made.

1. You have a MASSIVE erection...

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Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm....

2. I’m in a glass case of emotion!

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I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Ron Burgundy
I'm in a glass case of emotion!

3. That doesn't make any sense.

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Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

4. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do...

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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that’s amazing.

Ron Burgundy
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that’s amazing.

5. It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

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It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy
It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

6. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

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It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

Champ Kind
It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

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Anchorman Quotes

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy