Back in March we told you about the possibility that Katy Perry and Riff Raff are dating.
The rumors seemed too terrible to be true, and thankfully it began to look as though Katy came to her senses and dropped the redneck rapper like a bad habit.
Katy hooked up with Robert Pattinson and a slew of other dudes who are far more worthy of her hotness, and all seemed right with the world.
Sadly, at the 2014 Video Music Awards last night Katy and Riff hinted strongly that they're a couple. In fact, they pretty much stopped just short of getting engaged in front of the paparazzi:
Yes, it looks as though Riff-Kat is officially a thing. Check them out in the video above rocking matching denim monstrosities and talking about making babies together.
Asked if it's true love, Katy drunkenly slurred, "It always has been," before speeding off with Riff to make a baby named "Holly High-Roller."
It's difficult to tell if these two are joking or not (God, we hope so), but Katy's been discussing her pregnancy plans in interviews recently, so don't be surprised if she ends up raising Riff's brood of obnoxious corn-rowed wannabes.