Dan Bilzerian Talks Porn Stars, Poker, Other Awesome Things on Howard Stern

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If the name Dan Bilzerian sounds familiar, it might be because you remember the incident that took place in April in which Bilzerian threw a porn star off his roof.

Turns out that's actually the most boring thing that Bilzerian has done in the past year.

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Yes, according to an interview that Bilzerian gave Howard Stern yesterday, the 33-year-old professional poker player and Instagram celeb is basically the Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercials come to life, incredible beard and all.

Bilzerian claims to have made $50 million playing poker in the past year, and that's in addition to the cash he makes from public appearances and his side gig as a venture capitalist.

So how does Bilzerian blows his gobs of cash? You guessed it - in the most awesome fashion imaginable:

"There's a lot of guys who have money," Bilzerian told Stern. "But they have their wives or jobs or family or they're worried about their reputation or whatever it is, but I just took the attitude of like, 'What the f--k?' and did whatever I wanted."

He ain't kidding. Bilzerian stated that he plans to have a "p--sy coordinator" added to his personal staff of 20, in order to help him keep track of all the porn stars and models who make their way through his bedroom.

Of course, Bilzerian's hedonistic lifestyle carries consequences, a lesson the hard-partying playboy learned firsthand when he suffered two heart attacks within 24 hours after topping off a three-day ecstasy, cocaine, and alcohol bender with a dose of Viagra, so that he could have sex with a stripper.

Bilzerian's list of bro-chievements goes on and on: he was booted from a Navy SEALs training program for mouthing off to his superiors, he once called Toby Maguire a p--sy for betting too small in a poker game...Seriously, we can't recommend this guy's Instagram page enough.

Of course, we hope he tones it down just a little bit, so that we can enjoy awesome Dan Bilzerian stories for many years to come. Oh, and maybe he could treat his porn star friends a little better, too:

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Lovely values you're promoting, guys! Go on, make this guy the role model of teenagers and let's see how wonderful our society will be in 15 years. Just imagine your daughters being treated this way by guys who think Dan Bilzerian is bro-awesome. Seriously, we can't recommend this guy's Instagram page enough. Really?

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HE SHOULD BE TALKING BAH BAH BOO;EY - THE HALF eJeEW , HALF eNeEGRO GARY BOOSTEIN - BECAUSE HE'S ONE !1

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