Borderline successful R&B artist and legendary Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star Ray J insists he has a good explanation for his arrest over the weekend.
Ray J was arrested after an altercation at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and charged with breaking a police car window and spitting at an officer as well.
Where to begin. Police were apparently dispatched to the swanky hotel bar after a girl complained Ray J was playing grab-ass with her and she wasn't happy.
Responding officers concluded any ass-touching on Ray's part was accidental, so he was actually in the clear ... until he was asked to leave anyway.
He did not do so, as Ray J feels the allegation was made up by hotel management to get him out of the bar because he and his friends were too loud.
After throwing a fit and declining to depart, the cops took him into custody.
Since the star has spent tens of thousands of dollars there in the past year alone (his Joan Rivers sex tape spoof was filmed there), he felt disrespected.
Ray also denies that he spit on anyone, but admits kicking in the cop car window after he began to feel "very claustrophobic" inside and needed fresh air.
Granted, most of us don't smash the window when we feel cramped or carsick and need some air, but hey. At least it wasn't meant to be personal.
The quasi-celebrity was booked for trespassing, vandalism, resisting arrest, and battery on a police officer. He did not appear concerned as he left jail.
Probably because he hit it first. Or fifth, but who's counting: