At last night's Maleficent premiere in Los Angeles, Brad Pitt got assaulted by an idiotic "reporter" from Ukraine.
So the actor had a rough evening.
But you can make it up to the star below by casting your vote in his sexy showdown with Tom Cruise. If that's how you actually feel, of course.
Both Pitt and Cruise walked the red carpet of film premieres last night, with the latter doing his part to promote Edge of Tomorrow and Pitt showing his support for quasi wife Angelina Jolie.
Who looked better? With whom would you prefer to star in a home movie, of the Kim Kardashian sex tape variety, that is? VOTE NOW:
Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise? From which actor would you rather take it? View Poll »