USA Hockey vs. Canada: Should the Loser Keep Justin Bieber?

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The puck is about to drop on the most anticipated hockey game of the Winter Olympics.

It's USA versus Canada in a semifinal matchup, with the winner moving on to play Sweden for the Gold Medal.

As if these stakes weren't high enough, Command Transportation has now proposed another prize for the winner: it gets to say goodbye forever to Justin Bieber!

A freight broker in Illinois, the company has posted the following picture on its Twitter account, hitting especially close to home for Bieber, who was born in Canada and who is a major hockey fan:

Justin Bieber Hockey Billboard

The Biebs actually stopped by a junior league hockey practice a few weeks ago, skating around with some teenagers and posing for photos with excited teammates.

He recently told followers to work hard and be great, advice all Olympians should take to heart.

How crushed must Justin be that he's become a walking, singing, egg-throwing punchline? Not too crushed, we figure, considering he's back together with Jordan Ozuna.

This Hooters waitress probably knows ways in which she can distract her boyfriend.

Moreover, let's face it, Bieber is used to jokes at his expense at this point. To wit:

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please remember, the Winner takes it all.

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Amber S. just as a clarification....we do have Cadbury Chocolate products....I LOVE them!! Just letting ya know :-)

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HA! Annnnnnd Canada rocks USA this afternoon! "OH CANADA! TRUE PATRIOT LOVE!" ALWAYS the FIRST nation of Hockey my friends! Gold For Women AND Men! Have fun with Bronze USA! Oh and you may be ahead of us in medal standings in Sochi right now, but we hold the record of most golds ever won by a single nation and the most golds won by a nation while hosting the winter Olympics. My health care is free, my nation populates the NHL (name a player, he is more than likely Canadian born), my minimum wage is higher, and post secondary education is affordable and is a common action after highschool. Man I would never want to live anywhere else. Also, USA doesn't have Ketchup Chips, Cadbury Chocolate products or Poutine. As for Beiber? No one in Canada cares what he is really doing! He makes millions and has dominated the American music market, and he is from a little town in Canada. He smokes pot? whoopee! Its practically legal in Canada. He drinks "under age", my advice is drive home across the border Justin where you can drink at 19 (18 in Quebec!). The antics of speeding/ egging a house and being violent to fans, have to be with the USA that those are rotten.

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@ AmberS

Amber S. just as a clarification....we do have Cadbury Chocolate products....I LOVE them!! Just letting ya know :-)

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