Jessica Simpson turns 33 today.
Her career may be on the decline - at least the acting and singing parts, her fashion empire is doing more than fine - but she couldn't care less now.
Okay, the last one was our addition to the list.
There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums. Now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.
Such is life, though.
And again, her billion-dollar fashion empire keeps her quite busy, and relatively out of the spotlight when she chooses. That's a good thing for family!
Speaking of which, when do you think she'll get pregnant again?
We're guessing by Thanksgiving or Christmas, so she can give birth in back-to-back-to-back years. That wedding is basically never gonna happen.
Anyway, happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new babies!
Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...