Happy 33rd Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson turns 33 today.

Her career may be on the decline - at least the acting and singing parts, her fashion empire is doing more than fine - but she couldn't care less now.

That's because she has a loving fiance (Eric Johnson), a beautiful baby daughter (Maxwell Drew), a newborn son (Ace Knute) and her epic cleavage.

Okay, the last one was our addition to the list.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic

There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums. Now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.

Such is life, though.

And again, her billion-dollar fashion empire keeps her quite busy, and relatively out of the spotlight when she chooses. That's a good thing for family!

Speaking of which, when do you think she'll get pregnant again?

We're guessing by Thanksgiving or Christmas, so she can give birth in back-to-back-to-back years. That wedding is basically never gonna happen.

Anyway, happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new babies!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...

  • Jessica Simpson Nude
  • Jessica Simpson Elle Cover
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic
  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Picture
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Pic
  • Nick and Jessica
  • Jessica Simpson Cosmo Cover
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo
  • Hot Young Jessica Simpson
  • Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot
  • Wait... What?
  • The Bra Works as a Top, Sure
  • Jess Simpson Picture
  • Kind of Rough
  • Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos
  • Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph
  • Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo
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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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