Happy 33rd Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson turns 33 today.

Her career may be on the decline - at least the acting and singing parts, her fashion empire is doing more than fine - but she couldn't care less now.

That's because she has a loving fiance (Eric Johnson), a beautiful baby daughter (Maxwell Drew), a newborn son (Ace Knute) and her epic cleavage.

Okay, the last one was our addition to the list.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic

There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums. Now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.

Such is life, though.

And again, her billion-dollar fashion empire keeps her quite busy, and relatively out of the spotlight when she chooses. That's a good thing for family!

Speaking of which, when do you think she'll get pregnant again?

We're guessing by Thanksgiving or Christmas, so she can give birth in back-to-back-to-back years. That wedding is basically never gonna happen.

Anyway, happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new babies!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...

Jessica Simpson Nude
Jessica Simpson Elle Cover
Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic
Jessica the Goddess
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Picture
Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Pic
Nick and Jessica
Jessica Simpson Cosmo Cover
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo
Hot Young Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot
Wait... What?
The Bra Works as a Top, Sure
Jess Simpson Picture
Kind of Rough
Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos
Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph
Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo
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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson