Jessica Simpson on Eric Johnson: He Just Keeps Knocking Me Up!

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Jessica Simpson's second pregnancy was a shocker, just like the first!

She and Eric Johnson have tried to get married, she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Tuesday. Twice, in fact. Dude can't stop impregnating her though!

Jessica Simpson on Jay Leno

"We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up," she said of her fiance of two years. "We're doing it very backwards, I know."

"I'll just keep my legs crossed, I guess, next time," Simpson vowed.

Asked if she planned to get pregnant so soon after welcoming daughter Maxwell, who's now eight months old, the 32-year-old decidedly said, "Nope!"

"Apparently it was a part of God's plan for my life," she said.

"I was extremely shocked... I was going through a lot of hormonal changes, trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. You know, it was kind of like a one-night stand."

"And it happened, all over again!"

This time around, however, the Weight Watchers spokeswoman says she doesn't plan on eating "everything in sight" ... so that's good, we suppose.

Her life is so crazy, it should be a TV series! Oh wait ...

NBC announced yesterday that it's developing a new, scripted Jessica Simpson comedy show, starring the singer / actress / fashion designer.

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Sorry Jessica, but it is not in God's plan for any child to be born out of wedlock because of fornication. Read your bible.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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