Jessica Simpson's second pregnancy was a shocker, just like the first!
She and Eric Johnson have tried to get married, she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Tuesday. Twice, in fact. Dude can't stop impregnating her though!
"We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up," she said of her fiance of two years. "We're doing it very backwards, I know."
"I'll just keep my legs crossed, I guess, next time," Simpson vowed.
Asked if she planned to get pregnant so soon after welcoming daughter Maxwell, who's now eight months old, the 32-year-old decidedly said, "Nope!"
"Apparently it was a part of God's plan for my life," she said.
"I was extremely shocked... I was going through a lot of hormonal changes, trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. You know, it was kind of like a one-night stand."
"And it happened, all over again!"
This time around, however, the Weight Watchers spokeswoman says she doesn't plan on eating "everything in sight" ... so that's good, we suppose.
Her life is so crazy, it should be a TV series! Oh wait ...
NBC announced yesterday that it's developing a new, scripted Jessica Simpson comedy show, starring the singer / actress / fashion designer.