Sandra Bullock gets nude - and nasty - in the shower with Chelsea Handler in a new skit to mark the start of the new season of the latter's talk show on E!
Yes, we're serious. Check it out after the jump:
In the comedy bit, a naked Sandra Bullock barges in on Chelsea Handler in the "staff showers" and scolds her over the risque content of her show.
“You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host," she says.
"This comes directly from Oprah's mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina and out my a$$."
“The overall theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment. Just because you're the only person on late-night TV who has tiny lady bits does not give you a free pass."
Bullock then hits Handler in the face.
You have a responsibility to be a role model to young girls... and lay off the booze. Stop sleeping with your guests. That is why I've not done your show; I do not wanna sleep with you.'
Referring to her brief romance with rapper 50 Cent last year, Chelsea Handler replied: “I don't sleep with that many anymore... just some of the rappers.”
Sandra then smacks Chelsea again, and Handler pees in the shower.
Eyeing Chelsea Handler nude, Sandra says: “All of this is just disgusting. This is f**king sick. Bye."
There you have it. Chelsea also made Jennifer Aniston cry (in a good way) on the season opener.