Octomom on Kids: Eight Pieces of POOP!

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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman shared some thoughts on her octuplets, who just turned three, on UStream this weekend. She likened raising them to fecal matter.

To be fair, she did not say they're crap overall, and believes the blessings far outweigh the negatives. Still, you may want to reconsider your word choice, Nads.

In a 30-minute nonsensical rant, Octomom lashes out for 21 minutes against her haters, whom she calls "obsessors" that "hide behind their computer screen."

She then gets into the "joy" of child-rearing ...

Recalling the conception of her octuplets, Nadya Suleman acts like she had no control in the matter and says she prayed, "Please God, don't let there be eight!"

She says she's not showing them on UStream because "I want to protect them and ... I got in trouble a little bit showing the eight in the beginning." Mmm.

About 19 minutes in, she says, "Is this easy? God no, it's not easy at all! I'm not going to be trying to don any fa├žade and say 'Oh yeah, life is a piece of cake.'"

"It's not. It's a piece of poop ... eight pieces of poop, all day long."

Nadya then adds that the "rewards outweigh anything negative" and that "Your opinion of me and my family, it's none of my business, so lets keep it that way."

Perhaps referring to her kids as poop isn't the best way to assure that, Octo, but it looks like she's keeping her weekly UStream show going. Thank goodness.


Nous n'avons pas le droit de la juger, elle est une femme normal tous le monde a le droit dans avoir autent ,il ne faut pas la juger mais l'accepter


They weren't a miracle. They were a horrible science experiment that should never have happened.


Why are people SO MEAN? I have two sets of twins and two singletons and I know how hard just six can be! Trust me. There is a lot of poop. Everything I have ever heard her say about her children is positive. She obviously loves them. She is respectfully assertive in response to the horrible criticism she is subjected to. Her experience should have been received as a beautiful miracle. She should be commended for her strength and dedication!

Wv peach

Poor woman seems so scatter-brained.


If others opinions are none of her business she shouldn't be reading them then turning around and complaining about "haters hiding behind a computer screen". Just another POS that has other people raising her kids and living off of other people and support systems out there, glad you have all that time to bitch instead of spending it with your children dumbass


"In a 30-minute nonsensical rant",sums it up nicely. What a self-absorbed, spoiled 12 yr. old she is! Oh that's right, this maniac mom of 14 is close to 40! How sad for those kids that "mommy" can't or won't just grow up. At least all those years of holding her hairbrush & practicing in the mirror are finally paying off. (snort) I'm such a bitch.


She is not getting paid for that Ustream bit! It was just a speculation about the ad potential which she even admitted to Dr. Pink-sky.


Gotta love the "double transfer" story! Bitch is dumb as a box of rocks.
That, or she thinks the rest of the world is.

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Nadya Suleman Biography

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Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman