Pippa Middleton was robbed!
British TV presenter Carol Vorderman has been honored for her curvaceous and well-honed figure as the winner of the annual Rear of the Year award.
The former Countdown host attracted a ''deluge'' of votes after appearing in a succession of newspaper pictures wearing hip-hugging couture dresses.
Pippa Middleton was considered a strong contender to win the prestigious award after attracting worldwide attention at the April 29 royal wedding.
But Tony Edwards, who organizes the annual award, said Pippa was ''totally unknown'' before the wedding and had mere weeks to gather votes.
''There have been quite a lot of votes for her over the period after the royal wedding, but it was less than six weeks from then to now," he said.
"A lot of other stars had a lot of time to really ratchet up the votes, and there is no doubt that Carol Vorderman won many, many more votes."''The bottom line, to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her assets.''
This is true. We can vouch for it.
To be honest, Pippa was not robbed. There may be an Arse Appreciation Society dedicated to her as well, but that stemmed from a single dress.
She's extremely attractive, but the younger Middleton sister is quite thin. Carol Vorderman, meanwhile, has some serious BACK. At age 50 no less!
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