Courtney Love Would Totally Do Jessica Simpson

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Courtney Love is insane. Still, being bat$h!t crazy doesn't make one heartless.

Taking a break from berating estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain on Facebook, Love Tweeted some love in the direction of a new gal pal: Jessica Simpson.

Sure, they seem like an odd tandem as far as celebrity BFFs are concerned. But riddie us this - who paired with Courtney Love would not form an odd tandem?

Just some food for thought. Anyway, she had to dish out props "hawt as hell" gal-pal, who she declares "'SExual Napam' BONDED!" Seriously she wrote this.

Should John Mayer be worried that Love is moving in on his turf?

  • Insane in the Membrane
  • Form Fitting

Hot piece, hot mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Hopefully I won't say anything stupid but I have a serious ?," Love said in a direct tweet. You knew things were about to get weirder from there, and they did.

"1 your really hot and ive always thought you were a very hardworking pop singer who deserved success. thats primary," the nutty Hole front-woman gushed.

It may be primary, but it's also insane. Hot? Sure. We know she's sexual napalm. But a hard-working pop singer who deserved success? Who's she referring to?

It gets better, don't worry. Court asks ...

"Your deaf friend used to live downtown and have really loud sex with my friend btw he was cute ! but but but why the HE:LL do you chew Nicorette gum and are addicted to it yet have never smoked in yr life? Dude i do blonde things too."

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. There you have it.

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"Courtney Love Would Totally Do Jessica Simpson": COURTNEY IS A FUCKIN' LESBIAN!!

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BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT FAKE ASSS KHATE G.!

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First of all, Jessica is not hot. Second, eeeeewwwww Gross!

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OMG love is so GROSS,i could vomit just thinking about it

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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