Phew. It's been a few minutes since Kourtney Kardashian last updated the world about her pregnancy.
We were beginning to worry that she knew how incredibly self-centered and annoying she is. Fortunately, Kourtney was just saving her breath for an interview with People in which she rambled on about her expensive baby shower.
"The guest list is around 75 right now, and I don't want it to be much more than that," she said. "A lot of my friends from college have babies, so I'm inviting a lot of them. And some of my family members, like my aunt, were talking about doing a family baby shower."
Millions of fans are simply dying to know what will go down at the shindig, Kourtney. Please, please, please tell us!
"I don't know what they have planned exactly, but Kim and Khloe, and my mom are all planning my shower. I'm sure my mom has been planning this since I was little. She is big on showers, so I'm sure mine will be a big event. I'm very mellow. I'm not as over-the-top as my mom, and Kim and Khloe."
Will unemployed baby daddy Scott Disick be there?
"I don't know if you're allowed to have guys! I have to ask my mom!"
Yes. Please go ask. Take your time. We understand if we don't hear from you for a few weeks as a result.