Remember when we said Las Vegas was growing so desperate for party hosts that it hired Jon Gosselin and Amber Rose?

The city truly showed how hard up it is for celebrities when it actually dug a skeleton out of the ground and propped her up on the red carpet of the Wet Republic pool party at the MGM hotel on Saturday.

Oh... wait. That's actually 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord. Our bad. The protruding bones and utter lack of body mass threw us off.

McCord was in Vegas to wear an ugly bathing suit and promote the second season of her CW hit, which premieres on September 8. It's possible that co-star Shenae Grimes was also on hand, but turned sideways during the event and vanished entirely.

It's a little-known fact that AnnaLynne McCord's head weighs more than the rest of her body. Someone really needs to get this actress a cheeseburger. Click on the photos below to see what we mean...