Heidi Montag Returns From "Pig Flue [Sic] Country"

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After taking a pre-honeymoon trip to Cabo San Lucas to film her latest crappy music video, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in L.A.

We know you were dying to know their whereabouts this second.

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Rest assured, the new bride is craving fast food – and saying some prayers for their well-being: "We landed!! Now I am just praying for health!"

That is what Heidi Montag – who wore a mask while in Mexico to fend off the swine flu epidemic – writes on her always-scintillating Twitter page.

NEWLYWEDS: After last weekend, Heidi and Spencer are legally married and free to continue dominating celebrity gossip websites as man and mostly-plastic wife.

She was "so sad to leave" Mexico, but The Hills star Twatted once again before boarding her flight, saying she's "ready to get out pig flue [sic] country."

Montag, upon landing at the airport (and being greeted by "crazy paps"), was "ready for some taco bell!" but took time to send out another Tweet about marriage: "Thank you God for another day of life!!! and for waking up as Mrs. Pratt!"

You are now officially dumber for reading this, and are free to return to your life. Oh, who are we kidding. We can't get enough either. Except for Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. We might have to draw the line somewhere.

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