When Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth came up with the idea to "crash" (somehow they knew precisely where to stay) Brody and the guys' bros-only weekend in Hawaii, we knew some drama was gonna go down.
But not like this.
At first, Brody Jenner seemed upset, to see them, but all was forgiven at the mention of shots. And why shouldn't it be. It's Hawaii, and hey, there were now cute girls in bikinis along with surfing and copious quantities of alcohol. Holla!
Talk turned to Audrina Patridge and her "hate-love relationship" with that douche Justin-Bobby. She said she's not waiting for him to come around.
Ever the gentleman Brody noted and complemented his friend on her "most revealing one-piece." Stephanie clarified again that Audzo is single.
At this point, you know where this is headed.
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Later, Frankie Delgado, Doug Reinhardt and some dude who calls himself Sleazy T teased Brody about Audrina, who told the girls that she's crushin' on Brody.
Brody Jenner assured the guys that Audzo and he are just friends and that he was thinking about his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, who was not present of course.
During some late-night alone time, he sought to quell the sexual tension, until ...
"I don't want it to be awkward," he said. "You are sweet and a good friend, but if we decide one night late with nobody around, well, feelings are feelings."
Audrina Patridge didn't emerge until morning.
Post walk-of-shame, she made no apologies for sleeping in Brody's room. Doug called Brody out after he'd seen Audzo leaving his room at the crack of dawn.
Brody was honest at least, saying, "I messed up. I cheated."
He was rather nonchalant, however, considering this isn't candid camera and he knows full well this secret would eventually be televised on The Hills.
Like Spencer Pratt with bartender Stacie, how does that not play into his thinking when deciding to hook up with some other girl? To be fair, we don't know the extent of what happened that night, but it's very, very odd.
Speaking of the Devil himself, back in Los Angeles, Spencer wasn't pleased to hear that Heidi's virginal ex Colby was going to town with his new girlfriend, but agreed to do dinner with the out-of-town couple anyway.
There, he rode Colby constantly about his devoutly religious ways.
"If I was a virgin," Heidi's now-husband opined, "I would be a mixed martial arts fighter or in Delta Force. I would die. You're like hanging out with an alien."
The bonding continued at that night's Bible study, where Heidi thought he might learn something from her former flame's ethics, which could then translate to being nicer to her and getting along better with her family.
While he did pay her ex some genuine compliments, Spencer noted that if he were to morph into Colby, Heidi would dump him in a week for being so dull.
All she could do was roll her eyes. Just another day in the life of the incomparable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Oh, how we love to hate them so.
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April 28th, 2009 5:07 PM
Audrina is the biggest slut. I remember when she was all upset with some girl for kissing her boyfriend at a bar. Times have changed, you personality-devoid skank.
April 28th, 2009 5:21 PM
brody really was so nonchalant about it. eh, she's hot, but we're friends. eh, feelings are feelings. eh, i messed up. whatever!
April 28th, 2009 7:32 PM
Audrina, wants to be Lauren. That's all, she wants more than her 5 minutes of fame and she's getting it. She portrays herself as a dick most of the time and if she can't break into acting more successfully, well, this is the career for her. I don't know why we need a show dedicated to her more personal life. Your no Lauren Conrad sweetie.
April 29th, 2009 2:31 AM
Oh please you two girls above are typical ugly sluts who are jealous. Audrina is 55 times hotter than you two ugly hoes so you hate on the Internet LOL. Sucks to be ugly like you two, then again you two deserves to be ugly cuz u obviously can't hang with good looks.
April 29th, 2009 2:33 AM
Gosh don't be mean!! I might not be pretty but do notcall me names, it hurts my feelings.
April 29th, 2009 2:01 PM
High five to Colby's girlfriend for mentioning how "different" Heidi looks now.
May 1st, 2009 6:10 PM
I thought Spencer was hilarious, I have never laughed so much. Audrina made me quite jealous I wish I could've spent the night with Brody.
May 2nd, 2009 5:36 PM
Audrina?More like Whoredrina. The girl seems to use every God-given opportunity to show off how easy she is to the cameras e.g. the Justin Bobby pool scene, and then plays the poor little afflicted lamb act when she gets rejected. Also, in reference to 'Ugly girls are jealous's' comments, dream on. There's nothing enviable about a surgically-enhanced horse-toothed, air-head chipmunk who looks as though she has two melons stuffed down her top. She's more plastic than Heidi. The only natural beauty on the show is Whitney, who by the way Whoredrina could learn some lessons from when it comes to not behaving like a slut on international TV. Go Whit!
May 4th, 2009 9:39 AM
Omg brody jenners gf jayde nicole is a dirty slag. he is such a gentleman and he is with someone like jayde nicole, a girl from the playboy mansion that is so GROSSSS. LAUREN AND BRODY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER XXXXXXXXX
May 5th, 2009 5:29 AM
Comment to Ugly girls are jealous...
Baby girl there's no way I'm jealous, I have no problems gettings mine. I'm basically not a great fan of Audrina, in the way you are. I think she's pretty at times, but looks don't count for everything, you'd know that. I just liked the fact that Brody and Lauren have a nice connection and it would be nice for them to probably get back together someday. Is that ok with you tramp! I'd love for you to say what you wrote to my face... I'd knock you out!
P.S. Pretty girls don't need to retaliate, unless dealing with dogs...x