ShamOW: Vince Shlomi, Bloodied Prostitute Pics

According to its commercials, the ShamWOW can absorb a mind-boggling amount of soda.

We wonder how much blood the super dish rag can pick up.

Two weeks after news broke that the invention's spokesman, Vince Shlomi, got into a brawl with a prostitute, The Smoking Gun has released a few photos of the combatants.

Based on these pics, neither side can be declared victorious.

Click on the photos above to enlarge these gruesome, albeit sort of hilarious, pictures of Vince Shlomi and his hospitalized hooker.

According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi started to make out with the prostitute when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

He reacted by going all Chris Brown on the woman, punching her several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.