ShamOW: Vince Shlomi, Bloodied Prostitute Pics

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According to its commercials, the ShamWOW can absorb a mind-boggling amount of soda.

We wonder how much blood the super dish rag can pick up.

Two weeks after news broke that the invention's spokesman, Vince Shlomi, got into a brawl with a prostitute, The Smoking Gun has released a few photos of the combatants.

Based on these pics, neither side can be declared victorious.

  • Bloodies Vince Shlomi
  • Beaten Hooker
  • Hospitalized Hooker
  • Vince Shlomi Pic

Click on the photos above to enlarge these gruesome, albeit sort of hilarious, pictures of Vince Shlomi and his hospitalized hooker.

According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi started to make out with the prostitute when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

He reacted by going all Chris Brown on the woman, punching her several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.

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Sounds like you guys are all a bunch of woman hating homos. Yeah, she bit his tounge, because she was a messed up prostitute. Would you ass fuck, or bite off chunks of your sisters tits? They both got what they deserved, her for tricking and him for having to pay for pussy like a loser. She is no more to blame than the lame loser homo Johns who have to pay for pussy instead of have an actual relationship with a woman. Bet you guys rape other men too. Homos? Woman haters? YES MUCH!

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hope he ass f*cked afterwards the silly slag, she obviously forgot what she was gettin paid for!

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If a girl were to bite my tongue and no letting go,i'd grab her by the jaw a break it

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WTF you guys on about!!?.. SHE BIT HIS D*MN TONGUE!!.. I would have bit every last bit/chunk of her titties of for doing that.. Then I would cut her tongue out, 1up the b*tch!

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WTF you guys on about!!?.. SHE BIT HIS DAMN TONGUE!!.. I would have bit every last bit/chunk of her titties of for doing that.. Then I would cut her tongue out, 1up the bitch!

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I Tink this boy is verry crazy .

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Think he used the ShamWow to clean the blood?

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In the pics before the injury she looked really good. www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/...

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