WhamPow! Vince Shlomi Arrested for Hooker Beating!

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This might be the funniest story we've ever heard.

Vince Shlomi, the pitchman best known for screaming about the incredible soaking power of the ShamWow dish rag, was arrested last month for allegedly punching a hooker in the face.

According to The Smoking Gun, Shlomi was hanging out in Miami Beach when a prostitute named Sasha Harris propositioned him for "straight sex." Shlomi paid her $1,000 for the promised act.

For Vince Shlomi's sake, we hope the ShamWow soaks up blood caused by the clenched jaw of a hooker.

When he kissed Harris, however, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to reports.

What's a corporate shill to do from there? Shlomi punched Harris several times until she released her grip.

Bleeding, Shlomi proceeded to run to the hotel lobby, where security called the police. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Prosecutors have declined to file formal charges against Shlomi. They probably couldn't stop laughing long enough to fill out any paperwork.

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