This might be the funniest story we've ever heard.
Vince Shlomi, the pitchman best known for screaming about the incredible soaking power of the ShamWow dish rag, was arrested last month for allegedly punching a hooker in the face.
According to The Smoking Gun, Shlomi was hanging out in Miami Beach when a prostitute named Sasha Harris propositioned him for "straight sex." Shlomi paid her $1,000 for the promised act.
For Vince Shlomi's sake, we hope the ShamWow soaks up blood caused by the clenched jaw of a hooker.
When he kissed Harris, however, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to reports.
What's a corporate shill to do from there? Shlomi punched Harris several times until she released her grip.
Bleeding, Shlomi proceeded to run to the hotel lobby, where security called the police. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.
Prosecutors have declined to file formal charges against Shlomi. They probably couldn't stop laughing long enough to fill out any paperwork.
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8 Comments
March 27th, 2009 11:23 PM
I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up the blood?
March 27th, 2009 11:36 PM
I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up the blood?
March 28th, 2009 5:57 AM
He has a new commercial out for some kind of food chopper. Halfway thru, he says, "You're gonna like my nuts!" Wonder if she did?
March 29th, 2009 3:40 PM
Ahahahaha!! Omg that is hilarious!! Shouldn't really have punched her but it's still funny!
March 29th, 2009 4:10 PM
his commercial says "your going to love my nuts." lmfao son...
April 7th, 2009 12:04 AM
you guys all are weeneers and eat poo
June 22nd, 2009 5:28 AM
Look up the Vince Shlomi "Rap" Chop Remix, making fun of the "slapchop". It's the funniest thing in the whole world.
September 25th, 2009 4:14 PM
boy, he really slap chopped her a good one :-)