Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he can't even buy beer, and he even looks closer to like 11. But man, this R&B singer can...

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Chris Brown is said to be furious by the fact that his assault trial has been pushed back until today, and feels that the legal system is "failing him."

His bodyguard was convicted of assault Monday stemming from an altercation in D.C., with Brown's trial up next. The proceedings begin Wednesday.

That extra day and a half of waiting is said to have "broken” Chris Brown, who already endured a brutal trip across the U.S. via Con Air to stand trial.

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Every extra second he spends behind bars is torture for him, according to reports, as he feels he's wrongly accused and being treated like a caged animal.

Chris hopes that his bodyguard, Christopher Hollosy, will testify to his innocence today, but either way, the R&B star is a shell of his former self.

“He’s not happy, he’s been broken and he’s stuck in jail. This is bulls--t,” a source close to the singer says. “His bodyguard already told police he’s guilty."

"So why is Chris still in jail?”

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Things aren't looking good for Chris Brown.

Earlier today the singer's bodyguard Christopher Hollosy was found guilty of attacking Parker Adams. Now, after 6 weeks behind bars, Brown's assault trial is underway and legal experts expect similar results. 

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If Breezy is found guilty (more likely now that Hollosy has been convicted), his probation stemming from his 2009 attack on Rihanna could be revoked, resulting in immediate prison time.

Chris and his bodyguard were arrested in connection with an assault on Adams that occurred in 2013 outside the W Hotel in Washington, DC. 

The singer was ordered to attend a court-ordered counseling program, but Chris was kicked out of rehab for violating the rules of the facility.

Since then, he has been shuttled between prisons and reports from inside say he was in solitary confinement for a significant stretch.

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Whether you're high on life or just high, 4/20 is the day for you.

It's a de facto tribute to all things marijuana and we know more than a handful of celebrities who'll be smoking some bud today.

While there are definitely more than 20 celebrity stoners we could have listed here, this seems like as good a place as any to start.

So, while they roll up a joint and try to work on a Giant M&M Cookies Recipe or a Funfetti Cupcakes Recipe ahead of time, you can roll up a chair and flip through this slideshow.

20 Celebrity Stoners for 4/20
"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.
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Snoop Dogg

1. Snoop Dogg

"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.


Willie Nelson

2. Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson has been arrested more than once for his love of the Mary Jane. He's 80 years old. Can't we all just leave the man alone!


Matthew McConaughey

3. Matthew McConaughey

Alright, alright, alright. Neptune and your mama and surfing and all that other stuff he talked about during the 2014 awards season sort of seems like he's stoned ALL THE TIME.


Chris Brown

4. Chris Brown

Pot normally mellows people out, right? Looks like maybe Chris Brown should smoke MORE of it instead of less.


Rihanna

5. Rihanna

If you follow Rihanna on Instagram you know she doesn't really keep her love of Laughing Grass a secret.


Jenelle Evans

6. Jenelle Evans

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans would rather GO TO JAIL than submit to random drug testing while on probation. That's...dedication? She also (allegedly) smoked up while pregnant with her second child. And probably her first.


Lindsay Lohan

7. Lindsay Lohan

After multiple stints in rehab, Lindsay Lohan can't quit the reefer. Or the alcohol. And maybe not even the harder drugs that ruined her career AND her looks.


Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger, body builder, actor, and former governor of California, gave a frank interview where he talked about smoking up.


Bill Clinton

9. Bill Clinton

Governor Bill Clinton said he never inhaled during interviews on his way to the White House. He also said he did not have sex with that woman, for whatever that's worth.


Ryan Lochte

10. Ryan Lochte

If you've ever heard Ryan Lochte give an interview, the fact that he practices the puff, puff, pass as much as he does the butterfly stroke comes as no surprise.


Jeff Bridges

11. Jeff Bridges

The DUDE! The Big Lebowski quotes make this more than just an assumption.


Brooke Mueller

12. Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, prefers hard drugs like her former spouse. In a pinch, weed will do.


Miley Cyrus

13. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus proudly proclaims that she smokes the Sweet Leaf and blasts pictures of marijuana all over her Bangerz tour. The show itself kind of seems like one big hallucination, so maybe she's doing more than just mariuana.


Bobbi Kristina Brown

14. Bobbi Kristina Brown

Bobbi Kristina Brown might have married her sort-of brother but before that she was making bong videos.


Chace Crawford

15. Chace Crawford

Chace Crawford might be a lesser-known actor who sort of looks like Ian Somerhalder, but that didn't keep him out of the slammer for possession of marijuana.


Woody Harrelson

16. Woody Harrelson

All the dirty hippies love the hash, right? Woody Harrelson is no exception.


Zach Galifianakis

17. Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is blazing trails on light night television, probably while being baked.


Jennifer Lawrence

18. Jennifer Lawrence

Paparazzi caught Jennifer Lawrence and The Hunger Games costar Josh Hutcherson getting ready to get high on a balcony in Hawaii.


Justin Bieber

19. Justin Bieber

When Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami, he told cops he had been smoking pot. That explains some of his crazy behaviors. He's just having fun, right?


Michael Phelps

20. Michael Phelps

Another Olympian who likes to get high, Michael Phelps was busted smoking pot between the 2008 and 2012 Summer Games. He also became the spokesperson for Subway. Coincidence?


Notably not pictured? Seth Rogen

Because of Seth Rogen's well-documented devotion to the doobie, and those who love to get high with the actor, he gets a slideshow of its own.

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According to 20-year-old Parker Adams, the man accusing Chris Brown of assault in D.C., the R&B singer only ranks as a 6 out of 10 on the manly scale.

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  • Chris Brown Mug Shot

On the stand in the trial of Brown's bodyguard Christopher Hollosy, who's also accused of assaulting Adams, Parker was asked to assess the attackers.

Using a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 registering as a strong, manly punch, Hollosy rates a 10 out of 10, whereas Brown only punches at a 6, Adams determined.

Is Chris' 6-out-of-10 strength enough to destroy a woman's face? Well, obviously. Insufficient to fight his own battles against 20-year-old guys? Apparently.

That's just how Chris rolls. He's good at using guns and knives, at least, for when his muscles aren't cutting it and he needs to act hard at rehab meetings.

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Chris Brown's booking photos have finally been released, half a year after the assault arrest in D.C. that landed him in rehab, and ultimately jail for violating probation.

Amazingly, we've still never seen mug shots from the Rihanna beating.

  • Chris Brown Mug Shot
  • Chris Brown Mugshot

It's that first assault case - and guilty plea - that haunts the troubled R&B star to this day, though. He was given five years' probation for destroying Rihanna.

Because of that, the D.C. arrest becomes a much bigger issue. A condition of his probation is that he obey all laws, something he clearly has trouble with.

Ne-Yo says Chris is a victim of the system, but consider these facts:

  • Chris' probation has been jeopardized countless times prior to the D.C. arrest, given his anger issues and inability to stay out of trouble.
  • Despite the arrest and subsequent probation violation, he wasn't jailed at time time; a judge let him go to rehab while he awaits trial.
  • He was kicked out of rehab TWICE, once for throwing a rock at his mom's car and the second time for saying he's good at using guns and knives.

Pretty bad. Check out tons more celebrity mug shots after the jump:

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We're inching ever close to the release of the much-anticipated Chris Brown and Ariana Grande duet.

The collaborating between these seemingly opposite artists via an Instagram photo of them dancing in the studio in February... and now Brown has come out with a video of himself dancing solo to "Don’t Be Gone Too Long."

All we hear in the background is the refrain to the track, sang by both Brown and Grande, and all we see are Brown's moves.

We've gotta say: this singer can really dance. Almost as well as he can beat on women.

As strange as this pairing may seem, Brown has also teamed up in the past with Justin Bieber. He's all about melding hip hop with pop music.

(And also all about beating on women.)

No release date for the full song has been announced yet.

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Apparently, Ne-Yo believes Chris Brown is being treated unfairly by the justice system because he's a celebrity. For real. He feels quite strongly about this, too.

Ne-Yo seems like a good guy who's entitled to his opinion.

It's just horribly misguided and absurd. Sorry.

TMZ talked to the R&B star and asked about the embattled Brown, with Ne-Yo quick to point out that the system "likes to make an example out of celebrities."

Seriously man? Do you really believe that?

Let's break it down in case Ne forgot, Yo:

  • Chris Brown beat the $h!t out of Rihanna and only got probation. Not a bad deal for any defendant. All he had to do was stay clean through 2014.
  • Of course, he cannot do this (see Chris Brown-Drake fight, Chris Brown-Frank Ocean brawl, Chris Brown-GMA window beef, etc., etc.)
  • After all of that, he got arrested for assault in D.C. last year, but STILL wasn't jailed because a judge let him go to rehab for anger issues instead.
  • He was kicked out of rehab TWICE.

Sure, being thrown in jail, then flown across the country on Con Air to stand trial is pretty tough, but does really sound like someone who doesn't deserve it?

You're out of bounds, Ne-Yo. Step off.

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Chris Brown's trans-American, shackled journey has finally brought him to Virginia, where he's in the general population at Northern Neck Regional Jail.

The singer arrived on the East Coast after a five-day trek from California, stopping to pick up other inmates along the way. Sounds like it sucked royally.

He's set to stand trial in Washington, D.C., for assault starting April 17. If convicted, he could be sentenced to years behind bars for violating probation.

That's the bad news. The good news?

Chris Brown: Unity!

The Northern Neck Regional Jail, just outside his hometown of Tappahannock (where he lost his virginity at age 8), lets him shower whenever he wants!

No, he's not getting special treatment, but as an inmate in the general population with no restrictions, life is way better than 23 hours of solitary confinement in L.A.

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Model Stasiya Maria is suing Chris Brown, claiming his modeling agency took photos of her and is now using her image without having paying her a penny.

In other news ... Chris Brown has a modeling agency.

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  • Chris Brown Shirtless, Tattoos

Stasiya Maria claims she was invited to a test shoot for the agency, Legendary Faces, on March 21. This meeting, she says, turned into a giant casting call.

She says she had no idea what was going on, but played along just the same, posing for a few bikini photos with other girls in lingerie. Modeling work.

However, Maria claims she never signed a release.

This has become an issue because she's now featured in two Instagram promotional videos the company produced, essentially marketing them for free.

Maria's lawyer fired off a letter to Chris Brown's company, demanding it take the videos down immediately or she will follow through with a lawsuit.

Legendary Faces had no comment on the matter ... most likely because the face of the company is traveling on Con Air to D.C. to face trial for assault.

Tends to throw a wrench into a lot of PR efforts.

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Not all celebrities get along like peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

Over the past few years, feuds have broken out in Hollywood over mental health issues; late night talk show skits; and Kim Kardashian sex tape parodies.

Who won each of these rivalries? The public, really. They were darn entertaining!

Click around below to relive the back-and-forth between Kathy and Dami, David and Bristol, Kanye and Kimmel and many other famous folks who simply don't see eye-to-eye:

13 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."
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Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."


Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

2. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest "douche" in Hollywood. Lovato's fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up.


Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

3. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she's the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people.


Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

4. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

So much for Khloe's appearance on E!'s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

5. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

Lorde doesn't think Selena represents feminists very well. When you're ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says!


Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

6. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada!


Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

7. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

Carol Alt does not see what the "hullabaloo" is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight.


David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

8. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin's expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line.


Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

9. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former.


Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

10. Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

Yes, Sinead O'Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health.


Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

11. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O'Donnell as a "pig." She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around.


Chris Brown vs. Law

12. Chris Brown vs. Law

Okay, maybe this feud isn't so unexpected.


Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

13. Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

Glee stars Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are reportedly beefing.


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