Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he can't even buy beer, and he even looks closer to like 11. But man, this R&B singer can...

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According to 20-year-old Parker Adams, the man accusing Chris Brown of assault in D.C., the R&B singer only ranks as a 6 out of 10 on the manly scale.

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  • Chris Brown Mug Shot

On the stand in the trial of Brown's bodyguard Christopher Hollosy, who's also accused of assaulting Adams, Parker was asked to assess the attackers.

Using a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 registering as a strong, manly punch, Hollosy rates a 10 out of 10, whereas Brown only punches at a 6, Adams determined.

Is Chris' 6-out-of-10 strength enough to destroy a woman's face? Well, obviously. Insufficient to fight his own battles against 20-year-old guys? Apparently.

That's just how Chris rolls. He's good at using guns and knives, at least, for when his muscles aren't cutting it and he needs to act hard at rehab meetings.

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Chris Brown's booking photos have finally been released, half a year after the assault arrest in D.C. that landed him in rehab, and ultimately jail for violating probation.

Amazingly, we've still never seen mug shots from the Rihanna beating.

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  • Chris Brown Mugshot

It's that first assault case - and guilty plea - that haunts the troubled R&B star to this day, though. He was given five years' probation for destroying Rihanna.

Because of that, the D.C. arrest becomes a much bigger issue. A condition of his probation is that he obey all laws, something he clearly has trouble with.

Ne-Yo says Chris is a victim of the system, but consider these facts:

  • Chris' probation has been jeopardized countless times prior to the D.C. arrest, given his anger issues and inability to stay out of trouble.
  • Despite the arrest and subsequent probation violation, he wasn't jailed at time time; a judge let him go to rehab while he awaits trial.
  • He was kicked out of rehab TWICE, once for throwing a rock at his mom's car and the second time for saying he's good at using guns and knives.

Pretty bad. Check out tons more celebrity mug shots after the jump:

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We're inching ever close to the release of the much-anticipated Chris Brown and Ariana Grande duet.

The collaborating between these seemingly opposite artists via an Instagram photo of them dancing in the studio in February... and now Brown has come out with a video of himself dancing solo to "Don’t Be Gone Too Long."

All we hear in the background is the refrain to the track, sang by both Brown and Grande, and all we see are Brown's moves.

We've gotta say: this singer can really dance. Almost as well as he can beat on women.

As strange as this pairing may seem, Brown has also teamed up in the past with Justin Bieber. He's all about melding hip hop with pop music.

(And also all about beating on women.)

No release date for the full song has been announced yet.

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Apparently, Ne-Yo believes Chris Brown is being treated unfairly by the justice system because he's a celebrity. For real. He feels quite strongly about this, too.

Ne-Yo seems like a good guy who's entitled to his opinion.

It's just horribly misguided and absurd. Sorry.

TMZ talked to the R&B star and asked about the embattled Brown, with Ne-Yo quick to point out that the system "likes to make an example out of celebrities."

Seriously man? Do you really believe that?

Let's break it down in case Ne forgot, Yo:

  • Chris Brown beat the $h!t out of Rihanna and only got probation. Not a bad deal for any defendant. All he had to do was stay clean through 2014.
  • Of course, he cannot do this (see Chris Brown-Drake fight, Chris Brown-Frank Ocean brawl, Chris Brown-GMA window beef, etc., etc.)
  • After all of that, he got arrested for assault in D.C. last year, but STILL wasn't jailed because a judge let him go to rehab for anger issues instead.
  • He was kicked out of rehab TWICE.

Sure, being thrown in jail, then flown across the country on Con Air to stand trial is pretty tough, but does really sound like someone who doesn't deserve it?

You're out of bounds, Ne-Yo. Step off.

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Chris Brown's trans-American, shackled journey has finally brought him to Virginia, where he's in the general population at Northern Neck Regional Jail.

The singer arrived on the East Coast after a five-day trek from California, stopping to pick up other inmates along the way. Sounds like it sucked royally.

He's set to stand trial in Washington, D.C., for assault starting April 17. If convicted, he could be sentenced to years behind bars for violating probation.

That's the bad news. The good news?

Chris Brown: Unity!

The Northern Neck Regional Jail, just outside his hometown of Tappahannock (where he lost his virginity at age 8), lets him shower whenever he wants!

No, he's not getting special treatment, but as an inmate in the general population with no restrictions, life is way better than 23 hours of solitary confinement in L.A.

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Model Stasiya Maria is suing Chris Brown, claiming his modeling agency took photos of her and is now using her image without having paying her a penny.

In other news ... Chris Brown has a modeling agency.

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Stasiya Maria claims she was invited to a test shoot for the agency, Legendary Faces, on March 21. This meeting, she says, turned into a giant casting call.

She says she had no idea what was going on, but played along just the same, posing for a few bikini photos with other girls in lingerie. Modeling work.

However, Maria claims she never signed a release.

This has become an issue because she's now featured in two Instagram promotional videos the company produced, essentially marketing them for free.

Maria's lawyer fired off a letter to Chris Brown's company, demanding it take the videos down immediately or she will follow through with a lawsuit.

Legendary Faces had no comment on the matter ... most likely because the face of the company is traveling on Con Air to D.C. to face trial for assault.

Tends to throw a wrench into a lot of PR efforts.

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Not all celebrities get along like peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

Over the past few years, feuds have broken out in Hollywood over mental health issues; late night talk show skits; and Kim Kardashian sex tape parodies.

Who won each of these rivalries? The public, really. They were darn entertaining!

Click around below to relive the back-and-forth between Kathy and Dami, David and Bristol, Kanye and Kimmel and many other famous folks who simply don't see eye-to-eye:

13 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."
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Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."


Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

2. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest "douche" in Hollywood. Lovato's fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up.


Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

3. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she's the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people.


Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

4. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

So much for Khloe's appearance on E!'s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

5. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

Lorde doesn't think Selena represents feminists very well. When you're ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says!


Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

6. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada!


Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

7. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

Carol Alt does not see what the "hullabaloo" is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight.


David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

8. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin's expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line.


Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

9. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former.


Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

10. Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

Yes, Sinead O'Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health.


Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

11. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O'Donnell as a "pig." She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around.


Chris Brown vs. Law

12. Chris Brown vs. Law

Okay, maybe this feud isn't so unexpected.


Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

13. Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

Glee stars Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are reportedly beefing.


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As previously reported, Chris Brown has been picked up by U.S. marshals for his cross-country journey to stand trial for assault charges in Washington, D.C.

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The 24-year-old star is on his way from jail in L.A. to a federal holding facility in San Bernardino, Calif., to begin his long trip to our nation's capital.

Later, escorted by U.S. Marshals and appropriately restrained, he will get on a plane to D.C. Only there will be layovers along the way. A LOT of them.

According to TMZ, there are so many stops en route (think Oklahoma and other out of the way places) to pick up other prisoners, it'll take days.

He will be there by Monday, however, when his lawyer, Mark Geragos, will try to get the assault charges dismissed against Chris, and he stands a chance.

The evidence is flimsy as is, and Geragos believes prosecutors inappropriately used the grand jury to gain an unfair advantage in the criminal case.

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Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran are still together ... back together ... who knows, but definitely tight, based on this video she put online last night.

The incarcerated star used Karrueche to pass along a message to fans from solitary confinement, while professing his love to her for all the world to hear.

Brown, still behind bars until a court hearing April 17, when he may be transferred to trial in D.C. by the U.S. Marshals, dialed up Tran from jail last night.

She put the video of Chris' 15-second message on Instagram.

After thanking his fans and plugging some new project (we couldn't hear exactly what he said), Brown adds, "Most importantly … Kae, Karrueche, I love you."

That sound you hear is #TEAMBREEZY swooning. Maybe.

Tran reportedly things off with the singer for hollering at random hoes while he was in rehab, but clearly that didn't take, because, well, here we are.

Much like Rihanna, Kae can't seem to quit this guy ...

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When (if) Chris Brown stands trial in Washington, D.C. for assault in mid-April, he will do so as a prisoner accompanied by U.S. Marshals, TMZ is reporting.

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Brown is in jail in L.A. for violating his probation. His probation for assaulting Rihanna was revoked after he was charged with assaulting some guy in D.C.

He originally stayed out of jail by seeking anger management treatment, but once he was kicked out of rehab for the second time, off to jail he went.

His trial begins April 17, unless he's able to buy his way out of jail by convincing the accuser to drop the case. If convicted, he faces YEARS in prison.

Assuming that doesn't happen, the judge in the D.C. assault case has signed an order commanding the L.A. County Jail to release Chris to the U.S. Marshals.

The judge who remanded him into custody in the Rihanna case ordered Chris to stay behind bars until the D.C. trial, but never said how he would get there.

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